With absolutely nothing else to write about, I've been forced to keep the "K.C. Makalena" discussion alive.

How exciting it must be for all of you. (read: ola)

As promised, here is a second (and third) clue to help you put all the pieces together to solve the mystery.... a bunch of 4x2 blocks to help construct that huge Lego tower that you're dying to assemble. (why Legos you ask? It's Christmas, and every year up until I was 20 years of age I always received Legos. So fun.)

LEGOS MAKES YOU SO SMERT.

btw, the name "Lego" is derived from two Danish words which translates in english to "play well".

Anyway, here are the hints:
HE/SHE/IT plays the bass.

and the last one:
HE/SHE/IT had a famous Grandfather who played golf.

Speaking of golf, I just got a bunch of ghetto hand-me-down clubs from some snooty lawyer (my brother).

I've been thinking of going to the driving range with my good friend Kanai`a and having a competition on who looks more ridiculous.... I'll go out on a limb and put down a vote for me:

The UN-Bestest Golfer in the Universe Competition
Kanaia: 0
Gonzo: 1

Anyhoot, this has been long enough. Till next time, Aloha a hui hou/malama pono/whatever else the great Jim Leahey always says when closing a broadcast.